- ‘O’Donnell Changes Name to O’Malley for Hair, $5 Million’ by Faustian J. Bargain aka Stephen Zubrycky
- ‘Personal Ads’ by Gabriella DePinho
- ‘Quadrangle Student Newspaper Wins Trump Fake News Award’ by Fox N. Frenz aka Stephen Zubrycky
- ‘Springfest Canceled Due to McCartney’s Foot Fetish’ by Gotu Church aka Lauren Schuster
- ‘Student Finds Whole Severed Hand in Locke’s Loft Salad’ by Joelle Nalism aka Taylor Brethauer
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